October 2011
5 posts
August 2011
13 posts
If your age is on the clock, you're too young for...
zachtylerr:
Frankly my dear.
3 tags
1 tag
Seeing many unnecessary burgers on my dashboard right now. Is this what someone usually get after having a Bob’s Burger Marathon?
“Curvy women are real women. Skinny women are real women. Women who have had boob...”
– Hugo Schwyzer (via takemetoalaska)
July 2011
23 posts
1 tag
“Know what? Know what, Matthew? That I’m not the girl who can break your...”
– Rebecca (Wicker Park)
When your parents think you are tech support.
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13 tags
The difference between men and women after a break...
justbetruetowhouare:
Men:
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
Women
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
Well, not unless you’re Bella Swan
Break up day:
A week later:
A month later:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Reblogging for the Bella Swan thing.
Reblogging for Bella/Stewie
June 2011
39 posts
“A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point.”
– Mistinguette (via girlwithoutwings)
When the waiter takes too long to get you your...
peetaah:
I actually do this ALL THE TIME.
In my head.
I hate when...
tumblr-funniest:
I can’t put what I’m searching for into words.
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